do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
I pointlessly open the fridge too.
sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.
Why am I in the bathroom
(Source: vergilminaj)
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
(Source: unfierce)
this is too inappropriate to not reblog
idec if my mom ever finds my blog. i must reblog this and never be ashamed.
this. is. so. hot. my. god.
Oh.
(Source: G-UYS)
(Source: larmoyante)
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
what?? piE ? i gotta see this
ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”
wait a second…
omfg no
MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S
LOLOLOL DICK SNAKE
